Those dark unblinking eyes are staring and asking: am I smiling or frowning at you? Is the glass half full or half empty? Are you a pessimist or an optimist? Any shirt that compels such deep consideration of your mood is sure to garner some attention, especially from a brooding drunk at your local dive. So grab one from The Quiet Life and plant yourself on bar stool with a scotch on a Sunday afternoon, and get ready for some interesting conversation.